ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music
update: she has called the neighbor over to help her
okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing
okay final update: im grounded
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”
youtuber with 3 subscribers: hey guys ive had a lot of requests to do this video
If liking straight girls was an Olympic sport I swear I’d have at least 47 gold medals.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
((The lack of notes is concerning.))
We’ve even got our own flag :3
do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?
that is why i got a tumblr, so i can annoy all of you instead